What Jesus & Frankenstein Have In Common - Venn Diagram on Twitpic

This is picture that was tweeted today on Twitter. It's a Venn Diagram the suggests that Jesus has somethings in common with Zombies, Frankenstein, and vampires. To make the alleged parallels clear
let me summarize them.

Assertion: Jesus and Zombies share resurrection .and convert many mindless followers as possible.

Zombies are not resurrected from the dead. They rise from the grave in the same decaying bodies that were buried. Jesus was raised in a glorified body and will never ever die again. Zombies convert people by infection and people become mindless after infection. When you follow Jesus Christ you find your mind - not loose it.

Assertion: Jesus is like Frankenstein  because both were resurrected from the dead and townspeople feared and revered him.

The problem with Frakenstein's rising from the dead was that he was no raised but multiple bodies dug up and stitched together. Just which person's soul did the monster get from the people stitched together? No like Jesus at all. Yes the villagers feared Frankenstein  but they wanted to kill him not worship him. Common folks  loved and worshiped Jesus throughout his ministry. It was the religious leaders who feared and hated Jesus.

Assertion: Jesus is like Dracula because they both convert mindless followers and towns people feared and revered them, and they resurrected from the dead.

There are several problems with this logic. First vampires are undead - soul-less - and not alive. Jesus was dead and then he is alive. Again vampires gain followers by taking their minds. Jesus gives us a mind better that the one we had. Third, townfolks in the vampire myths don't love or worship Dracula - he is hated. The common people revered Jesus it was the religious leaders that hated Jesus.

What Jesus & Frankenstein Have In Common - Venn Diagram on Twitpic