Siku's Jesus - As A Flash Puzzle

Okay I may be having too much fun with this. I think I'll have to post one of these once a week.



Crate Yours @ NackVision.com

Bible Defended - Common Sense Atheism » Top 20 Evil Bible Stories

Image via Wikipedia

I found the following article on a website. It started with the following quote. The words front he post will be in black and mine will be in blue.

The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.

- Richard Dawkins

There is plenty of evil in “the Good Book,” but here are some highlights:

Notice how none of these examples are given a context, nor any discussion on why it was not necessary or why the author thinks that he know what "evil" is. It is important to recognize that there are people who really see God this way and read the Bible from this mindset. It is a mindset that says "How dare you, God, have the gall to tell me how to live the life you gave me!"

1. God drowns the whole earth.
In Genesis 7:21-23, God drowns the entire population of the earth: men, women, children, fetuses, and perhaps unicorns. Only a single family survives. In Matthew 24:37-42, gentle Jesus approves of this genocide and plans to repeat it when he returns.

Did God capriciously just decide to wake up one day and say "I think I'll destroy earth today!"?  No. Look at the text. God did not tell Noah to build the ark on Monday and sent the flood on Tuesday. Recall how people were described:

The LORD saw how great man's wickedness on the earth had become, and that every inclination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil all the time. The LORD was grieved that he had made man on the earth, and his heart was filled with pain.  So the LORD said, "I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the earth—men and animals, and creatures that move along the ground, and birds of the air—for I am grieved that I have made them." - Genesis 6:5-7

and

Now the earth was corrupt in God's sight and was full of violence. God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. - Genesis 6:11-12

2. God kills half a million people.
In 2 Chronicles 13:15-18, God helps the men of Judah kill 500,000 of their fellow Israelites.

It was a war....not genocide - and only soldiers and not non-combatants.  This was after Judah and Benjamin split from the other 10 tribes. Do not forget that Judah won because they trusted God.

3. God slaughters all Egyptian firstborn.
In Exodus 12:29, God the baby-killer slaughters all Egyptian firstborn children and cattle because their king was stubborn.

We aren't talking about babies...but adults also! I mean come'on  - 9 plagues came before and they didn't let Israel go. How is it God's fault? Don't forget Egypt was killing all sons born to Israel slaves.  They got a taste of the horror what they visited on their slaves.

4. God kills 14,000 people for complaining that God keeps killing them.
In Numbers 16:41-49, the Israelites complain that God is killing too many of them. So, God sends a plague that kills 14,000 more of them.

Um...the author does not seem to know why the Israelites kept dying because of their own disobedience!

5. Genocide after genocide after genocide.
In Joshua 6:20-21, God helps the Israelites destroy Jericho, killing “men and women, young and old, cattle, sheep and donkeys.” In Deuteronomy 2:32-35, God has the Israelites kill everyone in Heshbon, including children. In Deuteronomy 3:3-7, God has the Israelites do the same to the people of Bashan. In Numbers 31:7-18, the Israelites kill all the Midianites except for the virgins, whom they take as spoils of war. In 1 Samuel 15:1-9, God tells the Israelites to kill all the Amalekites – men, women, children, infants, and their cattle – for something the Amalekites’ ancestors had done 400 years earlier.

Remember that in ancient times, this is what people did! You move into a territory, you kill the inhabitants. This is the point. God commanded it to punish the inhabitants for their sins. 

6. God kills 50,000 people for curiosity.
In 1 Samuel 6:19, God kills 50,000 men for peeking into the ark of the covenant. (Newer cosmetic translations count only 70 deaths, but their text notes admit that the best and earliest manuscripts put the number at 50,070.)

The numerical discrepancies come from reading numbers in Hebrew. Those people died not for curiosity but disobedience and disdaining God. God was sending a message. He has every right to make that point anyway he wants to make it.

7. 3,000 Israelites killed for inventing a god.
In Exodus 32, Moses has climbed Mount Sinai to get the Ten Commandments. The Israelites are bored, so they invent a golden calf god. Moses comes back and God commands him: “Each man strap a sword to his side. Go back and forth through the camp from one end to the other, each killing his brother and friend and neighbor.” About 3,000 people died.

Picture it, Moses is on Sinai getting the ten commandment and down in the camp. Israel was breaking all of them! Aside from the idea that they had not had the law yet,they still knew that God brought them out of Egypt and they should have been thankful enough to worship only Him.

8. The Amorites destroyed by sword and by God’s rocks.
In Joshua 10:10-11, God helps the Israelites slaughter the Amorites by sword, then finishes them off with rocks from the sky.

Um....it was a war remember?

9. God burns two cities to death.
In Genesis 19:24, God kills everyone in Sodom and Gomorrah with fire from the sky. Then God kills Lot’s wife for looking back at her burning home.

Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed because of its wickedness. No different than executing a pedophile or rapist. a for Lot's wife...the angel told her to not look back and she disobeyed. When we disobey God, why doesn't he have the right to allow us to suffer the consequences? Simple, He does.

10. God has 42 children mauled by bears.
In 2 Kings 2:23-24, some kids tease the prophet Elisha, and God sends bears to dismember them. (Newer cosmetic translations say the bears “maul” the children, but the original Hebrew, baqa, means “to tear apart.”)

Um they weren't children. Think juvenile delinquents tried as adults.

11. A tribe slaughtered and their virgins raped for not showing up at roll call.
In Judges 21:1-23, a tribe of Israelites misses roll call, so the other Israelites kill them all except for the virgins, which they take for themselves. Still not happy, they hide in vineyards and pounce on dancing women from Shiloh to take them for themselves.

God didn't do that. God didn't tell them to do it.  Here the Bible is describing what happened. The Bible is not saying that we should be have this way or to do those things! So why did things like this happened?

In those days Israel had no king; everyone did as he saw fit. - Judges 21:25

12. 3,000 crushed to death.
In Judges 16:27-30, God gives Samson strength to bring down a building to crush 3,000 members of a rival tribe.

Not a tribe...the Philistines who were trying to subjugate Israel.  Samson sacrificed himself to kill as many of Israel's enemies as possible.

13. A concubine raped and dismembered.
In Judges 19:22-29, a mob demands to rape a godly master’s guest. The master offers his daughter and a concubine to them instead. They take the concubine and gang-rape her all night. The master finds her on his doorstep in the morning, cuts her into 12 pieces, and ships the pieces around the country.

Again descriptive not prescriptive! God did not tell anyone to do any of this. 

14. Child sacrifice.
In Judges 11:30-39, Jephthah burns his daughter alive as a sacrificial offering for God’s favor in killing the Ammonites.

Again descriptive not prescriptive! God did not tell Jephthah to do any of this.

15. God helps Samson kill 30 men because he lost a bet.
In Judges 14:11-19, Samson loses a bet for 30 sets of clothes. The spirit of God comes upon him and he kills 30 men to steal their clothes and pay off the debt.

God purposed to put Samson in a position to be opposed to the Philistines. There was a purpose in what happened. Don't forget Samson was angry because he lost the bet unfairly. They cheated.

16. God demands you kill your wife and children for worshiping other gods.
In Deuteronomy 13:6-10, God commands that you must kill your wife, children, brother, and friend if they worship other gods.

Worshipping other gods was a capital offense in Ancient Israel. It won't fly in many Muslim countries today either. Each society gets to pick its own laws and God deserves that kind of loyalty and devotion.

17. God incinerates 51 men to make a point.
In 2 Kings 1:9-10, Elijah gets God to burn 51 men with fire from heaven to prove he is God.

There were skeptics In Elijah's time too just like today!  Besides, this is out of context. the men were sent to arrest Elijah. The point wasn't to show that Yahweh was God but to protect Elijah and prove a point don't go talk to foreign deities.

18. God kills a man for not impregnating his brother’s widow.
In Genesis 38:9-10, God kills a man for refusing to impregnate his brother’s widow.

Onan was sleeping his brother's widow but when he orgasmed he pulled out and this was to degrading to her because he did not have to marry her if he did not want to have children.  He was being selfsh. That is why he died.

19. God threatens forced cannibalism.
In Leviticus 26:27-29 and Jeremiah 19:9, God threatens to punish the Israelites by making them eat their own children.

Again, God does not make threats. He makes promises. This was about people who disobey God and turn on him. Things would get so bad that they weould eat their own children. This actually happened too.

20. The coming slaughter.
According to Revelation 9:7-19, God’s got more evil coming. God will make horse-like locusts with human heads and scorpion tails, who torture people for 5 months. Then some angels will kill a third of the earth’s population. If he came today, that would be 2 billion people.

It's not evil...ity's wrath. wrath that all of humanity deserves. If you want to escape this wrath you need only to turn to Christ. Put your trust in Him and believe He is who He said He is - that He died for you and rose again all that so you don't have to be separated from God forever.

Common Sense Atheism » Top 20 Evil Bible Stories

Jesus in the Bible and the Qur'an

Here is a debate that James White posted on YouTube. Unfortunately the sound cuts out in part 2. I think that it will be fixed soon. This is great from what I hcan see and hear. We see two knowledgeable people put the best case for the Christian view of Jesus verses the Islamic view of Jesus. This is what separates the two religions the most: Who do we say Jesus is - Prophet or Savior - Teacher or God!

A dialogue that took place November 7, 2009, in Queens, NY, between James White and Imam Syed Z. Sayeed.

Jesus in the Bible and the Qur'an Part 1

Dr. Claude Mariottini - Professor of Old Testament: The Tenacity of Israel’s Faith

Here is the next part of Claude Mariottini's series about Israel's exile and history. It's really interesting because in this we see How God deals with people. It's archetypal. God does chasten his people top purify us. And then like Israel He will restores us when He gets ready!

Dr. Claude Mariottini - Professor of Old Testament: The Tenacity of Israel’s Faith

Political Yearbook Photos -- Even Obama Had an Awkward Phase

I found this great slide-show of famous politicians of today's school picutes. I guess it is true everyone is black-mailable!

While the rest of you are frantically untagging the acne-plastered drama club photos that Aunt Gertie was kind enough to scan, we are reminded that certain celebrities might not have it so easy. From Barack Obama to Nancy Pelosi to "Billy" Clinton, click below to see what we dug up from politicians' pasts.

Political Yearbook Photos

This is a 1957 Natrona County High School yearbook photo showing Dick Cheney on the school's football team in Casper, Wyo.
Natrona County High School / AP
Barack "Barry" Obama seen in his 1978 senior yearbook class photo from the Punahou School Yearbook in Honolulu.
Punahou Schools / AP
Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky is shown in three photos taken from her freshman, sophmore and junior yearbooks at Beverly Hills High School.
AP
Michelle Obama graduated from Chicago's Whitney M. Young Magnet High School in 1981.
Whitney Young / AP
Nancy Pelosi - 1962 Trinity College.
Trinity College
Sonia Sotomayor in the Nassau Herald Yearbook, 1976. Sotomayor earned an A.B. summa cum laude in history from Princeton in 1976.
Princeton University / AP
Portrait of Hillary Rodham Clinton as a high school student at Maine East High School, Park Ridge, Illnois, 1965.
Tim Boyle, Getty Images
President Bill Clinton at the age of 16, in his high school yearbook photograph in the early 1960's.
Getty Images
A 1964 yearbook photo of George W. Bush from Phillips Academy in Andover, Mass.
Phillips Academy / AP
This 1969 Harvard University yearbook photograph shows former Democratic presidential candidate and one-time veep Al Gore.
Harvard Yearbook Publications / AP

Political Yearbook Photos -- Even Obama Had an Awkward Phase