Roast My Resume

I was going through my timeline on X and came across an interesting post.
This one.

Resume roasted by gemini

Prompt : Roast my resume, overlay this with insane roast scribble, red ink, doodles, remarks, comments pic.twitter.com/KBmhM2lZOl

— Coder_Ravan (@coder_ravan) December 10, 2025

This guy through himself to the mercies of the Google Gemini and deliberately directed to criticize his Resume. "Is this man crazy?", I thought. The results were as hilarious and brutal in equal measure. So I decided to try it too. I mean I did not think I had anything to loose. I am currently looking for employment and if it could help me improve my resume, I thought it was a minimal risk. What I was not prepared for was how brutal and painfully honest it was. Well, I did ask for a "roast". I should have asked for medication for the burns too. Here is the prompt I used in Gemini. 

Roast my resume, referring to the one attached here, overlay this with insane roast scribble, red ink, doodles, remarks, comments; output as  image, 8.5 X 11 in; determine if it will pass ATS

I used the prompt on two different versions of my resume.

Version 1 Gemini's Response

Version 2 Gemini's Response

So after some back-and-forth editing and prompting I finally came up with my final version. 

Thanks Gemini.